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Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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