Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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