I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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