This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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