why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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