I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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