He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
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Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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