Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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