so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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