And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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