He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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