There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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