but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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