I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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