i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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