i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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