Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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