Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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