Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
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I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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