he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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