Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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