Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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