I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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