Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
