i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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