So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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