I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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