that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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