so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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