We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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