is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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