Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
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Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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