Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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