I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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