So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
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I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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