just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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