It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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