how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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