if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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