Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
