Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
