Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
You can't just leave with hair like that
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sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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