problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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