Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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