Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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