therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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