i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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