So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker