PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Randomize
