How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.