i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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