I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub