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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"

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  dude.

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  yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce

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• (425): View more from Washington

  My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.

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• (650): View more from California

  I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella

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• (+49): View more from Germany

  The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?

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  yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.

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  next time on intervention

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break

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• (646): View more from New York

  Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers

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