That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting