so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
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Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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