wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
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he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times