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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.

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  the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."

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• (509): View more from Washington

  He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.

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  You almost married that.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.

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• (315): View more from New York

  My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.

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  I fucking hate you.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting

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