There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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