I'm going to jail i love you
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
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I can't trust your balls anymore.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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