so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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