What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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