We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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