Do you still have your period?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
