i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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