Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I think your dad took our porno
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We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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