Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
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Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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