I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
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