suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
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I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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