Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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